Friday Fun: Earth isn’t flat, cats would have pushed everything off edge by now if it was, confirm scientists

Scientists around the World have finally conceded that the Earth is most probably not a completely flat disc after all despite some people keep claiming that.

Research conducted at the University of Oxford has proven conclusively that a cat on a table will inevitably push anything on it off the edge and onto the floor.

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